Author: Greg

NEW BOOK… THE GUTFELD MONOLOGUES – Classic Rants from the Five – coming soon!

An interactive and annotated collection of Fox News star and New York Times bestselling author Greg Gutfeld’s sharp, hilarious monologues on everything from politics to pop culture—updated with new commentary for the current day. “Wherever I go, I am hit repeatedly by the same question: where can I read your monologues? It should be easy to find these little nuggets of knowledge.” Well, now it is. In the past few years, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has covered everything from crazed academics, to unhinged celebrities, to the wildest election in recent history on his shows The Five and The Greg Gutfeld Show. In The Gutfeld...

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Greg Gutfeld: The end of the world, or not

Friday afternoon I was being my normal obnoxious self around the office, pretending to be a stoned philosopher.  “Dude, like are you aware the earth is just a rock hurtling through space at thousands of miles an hour….we’re all just passengers on this ship we call a planet,”  I said, doing a terrible Jeff Spicoli impression, for a reason I can’t remember. But as I finished, a coworker looked at me from her desk, fretful, saying “I don’t like hearing that. It gives me a panic attack.” She wasn’t kidding. I saw it in her eyes. After all, there are...

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Greg Gutfeld: Rehab for Trump-haters in 3 easy steps!

At the gym, Sunday morning, CNN was on, and that bald guy was struggling with ways to interpret Donald Trump’s “moods.” It was fantastic and hilarious:  talking about “moods” and interpreting jokes, once again, as serious pronouncements. It was like watching someone trying to describe their drug trip — but no one else took the same drug. I get it: Trump worries, concerns and scares the media. But rather than step out of this hyperbolic world of pain, they continue to indulge their panic until they’re left in comical exasperation. So what’s the remedy? First of all, once you...

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Greg Gutfeld: Why Trump’s ‘chaos’ should make you chuckle, not choke

During last Saturday’s “Greg Gutfeld Show” (named after me, oddly), I went over the accomplishments made during Donald Trump’s first year — and there were prominent ones — from the defeat of ISIS, to the explosive economy. I’ve done this summarizing before, and every time I do it, I notice that it doesn’t feel as great as it should. It’s as if these achievements count less because it’s coming at some emotional cost that I’ve felt over these last 13 months. You have to be honest with me: You too feel anxiety under the current Trump era.  Part of it...

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