Dear friends, I am now about to review the new F*ck Buttons album, Slow Focus – their third amazing record. Their last one got used in the Britain opening Olympic ceremonies. It was the least offensive part.

This record is really, really good. But all their stuff is, when you’re medicated.

I would purchase this, and play it while violently vacuuming. During Brainfreeze, in the process of cleaning my house, I threw out my sofa.

It was a pretty good sofa. I apologize to the lady on the street, and will pay for the damages to your bicycle.

Talk soon, Greg