THE FIVE – MONOLOGUES

Gutfeld on Nikki Haley’s tough U.N. talk

So the U.N. is considering a resolution concerning President Trump's recent decision to move our embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. Upon hearing this, the Trump administration has decided to cancel the move. I kid. U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley tweeted this,...

Gutfeld on the year-end summaries of Trump

The House on the Hill just passed the bill, which seems like a big deal. Still, the media has decided it's been a bad year for Trump. As the year ends, the hacks must splice together their annual scorecards. And yes, they confirm Trump did badly. Well,...

Gutfeld: ‘SNL’ actor gets a Hillary tattoo

Welcome to "It's Just Too Easy." It's when we do a story that's just too easy to ridicule, making it too hard to ignore. So in this episode, Pete Davidson -- he's the nice kid from "Saturday Night Live" -- just got a tattoo of Hillary on his arm. When his...

Gutfeld on Omarosa and Alabama

It's the news that shocked the political world: Omarosa is out. We now go to the White House staffers for a response. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) (PEOPLE SHOUTING) (END VIDEO CLIP) GUTFELD: Very emotional, apparently. So what exactly happened last night? Well, we...

Gutfeld on a student praying for white death

It's not often I get to do a monologue where I don't get to say anything -- just quote. Here it is: A Texas State University newspaper piece tells white students, "Your DNA is an abomination." Rudy Martinez, the writer, begins, "When I think of all the...

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