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NOT COOL

NOT COOL, The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite And Their War On You

From politics to the personal, from fashion to food, from the campus to the locker room, the desire to be cool has infected every aspect of our lives. At its most harmless, it’s annoying. At its worst, it is deadly, on a massive scale. The cool are the termites of life, infiltrating every nook and cranny, and destroying it from within. The cool report the news, write the scripts, teach our children, run our government – and each day they pass judgment on those who don’t worship their coolness. The cool fawn over terrorists, mock the military, and denigrate employers. They are, in short, awful people.

In Not Cool, Greg Gutfeld, host of The Five and Redeye, and bestselling author of Joy Of Hate, lays out the battle plan for reclaiming the real American ideal of cool (building businesses, protecting freedom at home and abroad, taking responsibility for your actions, and leaving other people alone to live as they damn well please). Not Cool fights back against the culture of phonies, elitists and creeps, who want your soul. It’s not a book, it’s a weapon you should be armed with, at all times.

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The Book Comes out March 18, 2014

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Paperback Edition – The Joy of Hate

From the irreverent star of Fox News’s Red Eye and The Five, hilarious observations on the manufactured outrage of an oversensitive, wussified culture.

Greg Gutfeld hates artificial tolerance. At the root of every single major political conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact, most of the time liberals use the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we really need is smart intolerance, or, as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to call common sense.

The Joy of Hate tackles this conundrum head-on—replacing the idiocy of open-mindedness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people. With countless examples grabbed from the headlines, Gutfeld provides readers with the enormous tally of what pisses us all off. For example:

• The double standard: You can make fun of Christians, but God forbid Muslims. It’s okay to call a woman any name imaginable, as long as she’s a Republican. And no problem if you’re a bigot, as long as you’re politically correct about it.

• The demonizing of the Tea Party and romanticizing of the Occupy Wall Streeters

• The media who are always offended (see MSNBC lineup)

• How critics of Obamacare or illegal immigration are somehow immediately labeled racists

• The endless debate over the Ground Zero Mosque (which Gutfeld planned to open a Muslim gay bar next to)

• As well as pretentious music criticism, slow-moving ceiling fans, and snotty restaurant hostesses

Funny and sarcastic to the point of being mean (but in a nice way), The Joy of Hate points out the true jerks in this society and tells them all off.

GREG GUTFELD is the host of Red Eye on the Fox News Channel. He is also one of five cohosts/panelists on the Fox News political talk show The Five. He blogs at The Daily Gut and is the author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truths.

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PRAISE FOR GREG GUTFELD AND THE JOY OF HATE

“Gutfeld is like Voltaire if Voltaire were actually funny.”
—Dennis Miller

“Greg Gutfeld is a sweet, hysterical, evil genius. Liberals fear him because whenever they look down their noses, they see him. Or at least the top of his head. This is a man who would take time out from starring in two daily television shows just to help someone who has fallen down on the sidewalk. Mainly because it would be so funny to watch him fall. Viva Gutfeld!”
—Ann Coulter

“According to the Internet, Mother Teresa once defined Joy as ‘a net of love by which you can catch souls.’ In The Joy of Hate, Greg Gutfeld continues her mission—in a completely different way. Hilarious, outrageous, and brilliant, this is the best book on how to think about your fellow man since Atlas Shrugged, and the best book on how to deal with your enemies since The Anarchist’s Cookbook.”
—Jonah Goldberg

“It’s hard to get through a page of The Joy of Hate without collapsing in tears of laughter. With every paragraph, I’d stop and say ‘You won’t believe what he just said.’ The truth hurts.”
—Dana Perino, former White House press secretary, Gutfeld’s cohost on The Five

“Greg Gutfeld is this generation’s Mark Twain. Or is that this generation’s Shania Twain? What I’m trying to say is he looks great in a skirt. Also, this book is funny as hell.”
—Dan Bova, editor in chief, Maxim magazine

“Anger is like sex. It feels good but it’s exhausting—and we often think it’s better if we include more people. But as Greg Gutfeld aptly illustrates, words of outrage should be saved for things that truly are outrageous, or you will ultimately lose all your friends and drive yourself crazy. I, for one, cannot recommend this book strongly enough, and it has nothing to do with my relationship with the author.”
—Greg Gutfeld

The Joy Of Hate - Greg Gutfeld

The Joy Of Hate

From the irreverent star of Fox News’s Red Eye and The Five, hilarious observations on the manufactured outrage of an oversensitive, wussified culture.

Greg Gutfeld hates artificial tolerance. At the root of every single major political conflict is the annoying coddling Americans must endure of these harebrained liberal hypocrisies. In fact, most of the time liberals use the mantle of tolerance as a guise for their pathetic intolerance. And what we really need is smart intolerance, or, as Gutfeld reminds us, what we used to call common sense.

The Joy of Hate tackles this conundrum head-on—replacing the idiocy of open-mindedness with a shrewd judgmentalism that rejects stupid ideas, notions, and people. With countless examples grabbed from the headlines, Gutfeld provides readers with the enormous tally of what pisses us all off. For example:

• The double standard: You can make fun of Christians, but God forbid Muslims. It’s okay to call a woman any name imaginable, as long as she’s a Republican. And no problem if you’re a bigot, as long as you’re politically correct about it.

• The demonizing of the Tea Party and romanticizing of the Occupy Wall Streeters

• The media who are always offended (see MSNBC lineup)

• How critics of Obamacare or illegal immigration are somehow immediately labeled racists

• The endless debate over the Ground Zero Mosque (which Gutfeld planned to open a Muslim gay bar next to)

• As well as pretentious music criticism, slow-moving ceiling fans, and snotty restaurant hostesses

Funny and sarcastic to the point of being mean (but in a nice way), The Joy of Hate points out the true jerks in this society and tells them all off.

GREG GUTFELD is the host of Red Eye on the Fox News Channel. He is also one of five cohosts/panelists on the Fox News political talk show The Five. He blogs at The Daily Gut and is the author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truths.

www.ggutfeld.com
www.facebook.com/ggutfeld
www.twitter.com/greggutfeld

PRAISE FOR GREG GUTFELD AND THE JOY OF HATE

“Gutfeld is like Voltaire if Voltaire were actually funny.”
—Dennis Miller

“Greg Gutfeld is a sweet, hysterical, evil genius. Liberals fear him because whenever they look down their noses, they see him. Or at least the top of his head. This is a man who would take time out from starring in two daily television shows just to help someone who has fallen down on the sidewalk. Mainly because it would be so funny to watch him fall. Viva Gutfeld!”
—Ann Coulter

“According to the Internet, Mother Teresa once defined Joy as ‘a net of love by which you can catch souls.’ In The Joy of Hate, Greg Gutfeld continues her mission—in a completely different way. Hilarious, outrageous, and brilliant, this is the best book on how to think about your fellow man since Atlas Shrugged, and the best book on how to deal with your enemies since The Anarchist’s Cookbook.”
—Jonah Goldberg

“It’s hard to get through a page of The Joy of Hate without collapsing in tears of laughter. With every paragraph, I’d stop and say ‘You won’t believe what he just said.’ The truth hurts.”
—Dana Perino, former White House press secretary, Gutfeld’s cohost on The Five

“Greg Gutfeld is this generation’s Mark Twain. Or is that this generation’s Shania Twain? What I’m trying to say is he looks great in a skirt. Also, this book is funny as hell.”
—Dan Bova, editor in chief, Maxim magazine

“Anger is like sex. It feels good but it’s exhausting—and we often think it’s better if we include more people. But as Greg Gutfeld aptly illustrates, words of outrage should be saved for things that truly are outrageous, or you will ultimately lose all your friends and drive yourself crazy. I, for one, cannot recommend this book strongly enough, and it has nothing to do with my relationship with the author.”
—Greg Gutfeld

The Bible Of Unspeakable Truths

The Bible Of Unspeakable Truths

Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes — each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: “if you’re over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you’re beyond redemption,” “the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands,” “attractive people don’t write for a living,” “death row inmates make the best husbands,” and “the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural.”

With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh–guaranteed.